Harry Bliss

Harry Bliss
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

You Suck Bliss

Dear Blog, So sorry I haven't written to you for so long -- I've been busy creating cartoons for The New Yorker and my syndicate. No...Bliss, stop! That's just an excuse and forgive me, Blog for treating you like all my previous blogs. They were whores, all of them, yet there is another blog and it pain me to tell you this, but it's all I can do, ya know? I have to be honest with you and, well, I'm cheating on you. Wait! Don't flip the fuck out! This other blog means nothing to me, you have to believe me, it's just the sex -- jesus, sorry...that came out all wrong.

Look, haven't you ever considered the concept of another blog? Somewhere you can go to get what we cannot give one another? No, well...you're retarded, because all the other friends I know who I've discussed this with...what?! Do not look at me like that. You stare and judge me? Who the fuck do you think you are? Like you've never thought about it! Please, you don't fool me you bitch! I fucking hate you! Get out of my screen! And don't even think about fucking with me by sending me a virus -- that would be something you would do, right? You and your vindictive sense of infidelity...you make me sick.

Wow, I'm drunk...

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Fuck off! Sorry, feeling a bit misanthropic today...