Welcome all my friends to my very first blog. I must warn you all that just because millions of children all over the world love my brilliant children's books and hilarious cartoons doesn't mean I'm a saint, in fact, I'm drunk right now. Also, I tend to write words like 'fuck' or 'ball sack' and a slew of other prose you may find offensive. So, let this be a warning to you before you get all pissed off at me and, wait...there's an awesome hockey game on and, wait, fuck!!! Chicago just scored...fuck!